whisker biscuit

Also known as dingleberry or assbugar. A small rolled up ball of toilet paper stuck or tangled in the hair of the butt crack. Alternatively it can be the dried up remains of a sexual encounter left in the pubic hair as a result of bad hygiene.

"That girl was so nasty! When I got her out of her panties all I saw were whisker biscuits!"

by papa Luig' July 22, 2007

whisker biscuit

a lame mustache, especially that of Bryan Watford.

If we go to the Trophy Club, see if Whisker Biscuit can get us in for free.

by taddizzle December 25, 2007

Whisker Biscuit

Any Welsh bloke that has a thing for Jammy Dodgers and Doctor Who. A Whisker Biscuit will be your saving grace in a time of moldy biscuits or any such analogy.

"You're my Whisker Biscuit and you'll always be my Whisker Biscuit."

by The Devil's ex January 26, 2018

Whisker Biscuit

The act of one unleashing a meaty fart in their pet's face, causing said pet to relentlessly lick their whiskers in order to savor the flavor.

My cat grey licks his lips when he's about to receive a whisker biscuit, especially on taco night.

by Bobknob69 August 26, 2015

Whisker Biscuit

A cocktail consisting of 50% Jager, 50% Hot 100.

Damn it's cold, pass me that flask of Whisker Biscuit.

by frogCheeseburger June 24, 2015

Whisker biscuit

Female private parts or vagina

I hope my girlfriend gives me some of that whisker biscuit tonight!

by Jtakatip September 11, 2019

Whisker Biscuit

A Whisker Biscuit is a unshaved vagina.

She shaves her Whisker Biscuit before going to the gynecologist.

by bjbirdie August 10, 2022