I remember when I had my first beer.

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.

(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

by dcd$ January 21, 2011

I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die

Catchy tune created by Late Night with Conan O'Brien host Conan O'Brien. Usually follows an insanely wrong joke (ie Star Jones, Ruben Studdard, or Clay Aikien)

The song has no other words but "I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die" accompanied by the rhythmic clapping of himself and the audience. Sometimes it is followed up by humming in that rhythm.

Usually when you are just about to get into it, he cuts the audience off and reprimands them for clapping along with it. In the end it's insanely hilarious in the classic O'Brien fashion.

Here's the whitest man on teleivion with
I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die.

I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
said I'm gonna go to hell when i die. x17390

by Dewey Meister May 31, 2006

well it all started when i was 7

a phrase that you say when they start asking questions about what your talking about and dont want to answer them.

vee: so wait how do you even know her?
marc: i met her threw a friend on myspace.
vee: have you even seen her?
marc: well it all started when i was 7.
vee: dude?

by MarcBee June 25, 2010

When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010

when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix

P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok

by The Ranting Kid Rants May 5, 2018

when i was a litt

le lad, if i wanted berries and cream, mummy made me do the little lad dance. Now mummy's gone. But I still love to do the little lad dance. It goes a little something like this; just run in place, clap your hands, touch your right heel with your left, and your left heel with your right, and gesture to yourself Berries and Cream! Now sing the Berries and Cream song! Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! Up the octave, go for it! Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! Easy peasy! Nice and easy.

when i was a little lad, mummy made me do the little lad dance..

by sydney <33 September 29, 2021

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022