Thanksgiving

Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating

"Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day"
"Why Don't we invent a holiday and give it a stupid name?"
"Fo Shizzle, My Pilgrizzle!"

by kymcleod November 29, 2003

Wanksgiving

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.

Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.

by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017

Thanksgiving Basting

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.

Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!

by imaspork003 November 3, 2020

Thanksgiving

To use your cum, shit, piss, and vomit to stuff a turducken and shove a teen girl's head up said turducken. You must then use scissors to cut her shirt up. Then, you take her pants off, remove her bra and panties, and ready a bottle of Diet Coke and Mentos to shove up her vagina and anus. When you pour Diet Coke and Mentos down her vagina and anus, you must suck her boobs slowly and softly while pissing in her vagina. You're then gonna need to grab a whip (if you haven't already) and command the girl to kneel and dig in while you ride on her back as if she were a horse. When she finishes, pour the leftovers in a blender, pour the mixture in the girl's mouth, and make out with her, in that order. Swallow afterwards.

Don't question the cum, shit, and vomit on the floor and dinner table. I just wished her "a happy Thanksgiving."

by Yopmail User November 12, 2022

Stoner Thanksgiving

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.

That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.

by Dankey McBankey November 21, 2006

Shanksgiving

Thanksgiving in jail.

Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.

by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017

Thanksgiving

To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie.

Thanksgiving isn't about blending of two cultures. It's about one culture wiping out another. And then they make animated specials about the part with the maize and the big belt buckles. They don't show you the next scene, where all the bison die and Squanto takes a musket ball in the stomach.

by Frankie1969 August 19, 2012