Waynerd

A nick-name for Wayne that can only be used for a guy who fits the following description: Kind with a sensitive demeanor and strong work ethic. He loves God, his family and his dog, but doesn't really need anyone (except God and his dog). He is a thoughtful and passionate lover~very attractive. He may seem insecure at times. But, don't let him fool you! He likes himself and commands the respect of anyone he spends time with. God is especially fond of Waynerd. He is truly blessed!

Your name may be Wayne, but you are no Waynerd!

waynerd, blessed, dog-lover, independent, blessing

by Rodnisha Louise February 24, 2010

Wenner

A really small penis.

I'm sorry but I won't be able to use the urinal, my wenner is too small, I'll have to go into the cubical and sit down. I might have a poo while I'm there.

by Russellfenner1 November 16, 2020

side weiner

The other man

A guy that a woman cheats on her boyfriend or husband with.

Girl 1 "Oh my gosh that's him! That's Marsha's side weiner."

Girl 2 "oh wow! He's hot! I could use a hot side weiner myself."

by Ajeness November 25, 2016

Beefing out a weiner

To chill or relax

"Yo bro what you doing" "you know just beefing out a weiner"

by BlackMetaldude666 August 18, 2022

Weiner Cousins

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.

We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.

by Bloodbath 87 April 22, 2009

weiner coozie

Anything used to assist a penis in maintaining a constant temperature. Typically a vagina, but occasionally other orifices may be used.

Jared put his 16 ounce silver bullet into her weiner coozie, but he said it was stretchy enough to hold a six pack.

by Brandon Gorman January 24, 2007

Weinerfish

The best thing in the world. Everybody wants a weinerfish.

Bob: Suckle on my weinerfish.
Billy: Present it.

by Wienerfish May 17, 2010