wetzelburger

A jerk he is VERY hard on kids and really doesn’t want you to have a good time

Ugh, look at that wetzelburger over there, I’m scared.

by LittleNinja4580 March 13, 2020

Wetzels Crossaint

A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.

Damn man, me and Rebecca tried the Wetzels Crossaint last night.

by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020

Wetzel

A thick and relieving poop that resembles an unbraided soft pretzel.

My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).

by anonymous April 24, 2022

Wetbelly

Someone who’s belly is always hanging out.

I thought that girl was hot, until she came out looking like a Wetbelly.

by Johnathan Wetbelly August 13, 2022

Wetzels Pretzels

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled

Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels

by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022

wetzelaer

Wetzelaer is a sexy , tall , smart , athletic guy .

Wetzelaer is the topg

by topg69420 October 18, 2022

wetzelberg

A bitch ass boy

I was talking to Matt yesterday and the way he complained made me think he is such a wetzelberg

by Bootea123 February 26, 2024