Wet your noodle

When A-Train came back from an all-nighter all I could ask was.. "did you wet your noodle?"
by Pugwamp April 14, 2009
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Getting My Noodles Wet

Some one wettin ur penis whether a gurl suckin you literally or a boy jockin your noodles
by Chris Greg October 08, 2008
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The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.
Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.
by DA Big curly July 27, 2024
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Wet Noodle

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.
by Druburr March 07, 2022
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Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.
Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.
by Agentsmith1111 January 10, 2022
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wet noodle

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle
by jac******* March 15, 2022
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Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure
Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.
by IllegalPancake June 25, 2021
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