wet noodle slap 

When a guy wraps noodles around his dick, puts a condom on and fucks the woman till he comes. He then removes the condom, slaps her with the wet noodles and then feeds them to her.

She felt like a snack, so he gave her a wet noodle slap

wet noodle slap by Naminggame January 20, 2014

Wet Noodle Nut 

Ejaculating without an erection

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway

Wet Noodle Nut by P. B. Flloyd December 4, 2018

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

wet noodle treatment by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

forty wacks with a wet noodle 

A term used to describe getting your ass kicked.

Yo this bitch ass nigga down the street got forty wacks with a with noodle. Word? Word.

forty wacks with a wet noodle by Frisko316 May 24, 2003

bent like a wet noodle 

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

bent like a wet noodle by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

A wet noodle 

A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off

My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin

A wet noodle by Ni5let #42069 December 10, 2018

The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

The Kentucky Wet Noodle by DA Big curly July 27, 2024