Michael Wessel

a shy robot.

michael wessel- your pants.. are shiny

by straight white male May 5, 2010

wessels

a really horny bitch who can't stop talking or thinking about sexual content.

Wow! why does he have to be such a wessels.

by ujunag April 29, 2008

wesseler

When you drunk masturbate in the shower, then hit your head, fall down and puke on yourself

How was your night last night, not great I Wesselered myself again!

by Bf81818 July 17, 2016

Wyssem

An extremely hard working man that takes nothing for granted. Is very intelligent, strict but will do anything to protect the ones he loves.

-Hey, isn’t that Wyssem?
-Such an interesting name for such an interesting person!

by Pandoraflower June 17, 2018

wessed

if you’re wessed you’re really high/stoned/drunk to the point you’re monging out and can barely function

omg i’ve smoked so much and i’m so wessed now

i’m so wessed right now

should we get wessed today

by Iz2019 June 18, 2021

wesser

A disabled person

You fucken wesser

by wesser idiot November 7, 2021

wessimessiboy

the main antagonist of the new series "your mom is a whore" a man who doesn't give a fuck, slaps bitches, and is gonna get arrested for war crimes. #putinsidol #lameassniggawhothinkshescool #bitch

that nigga wessimessiboy didn't pay for his taxes.

by BlackGuy90620 March 6, 2022