l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

man wench

A male that is easily 'pwned' by females. These males are usually submissive and/or shy. Almost always attractive.

"I have a man wench harem!" Eg- Chris Corner.

by Astrakhan April 5, 2003

wenchaphobia

the fear of wenches or people who piss others off by being a supreme slut.

diana has a bad case of wenchaphobia

by Hannah D <(^^)> February 1, 2008

Weeschwomp

Weeschwomp is a word that can be used in any situation. A state of extremity. Functions as a noun, verb, and adjective.

Damn, that girl is one hell of a weeschwomper.

He was absolutely weeschwomped last night.

On a scale of red to triangle how many weeschwompers could you fit in an alpaca?

by Weeschbanger January 1, 2019

piss wench

A Female pirate who drinks alcohol day and night and thus pisses her self and refuses to acknowledge that she pissed her self , smells of piss and refuses to change her cloths

That piss wench is drunk again and pissing all over the deck

by Bullwinkle O'Reilly April 4, 2019

piss wench

A female pirate that refuses to acknowledge that she pisses her self and smells of month old piss and refuse to change her pissed smelling carharts. And also a poor excuse of a pirate

1That piss wench is at it again in her nasty piss smelling carharts that piss wench is not our pirate. 2 that piss wench is drunk and delushional and thinking that she is the captain. When all she is a. A pathethetic piss wench

by Bullwinkle O'Reilly April 4, 2019

Wenching

A verb used to describe persuing wenches in one's local hostelry

My hobbies include fishing, topiary, 1960s French cinema and wenching

by bigmikey November 5, 2005