weightless

being free from the weight of the world. the feeling of letting all the bad things from the past go. the feeling of moving forward.

i want to feel weightless, and that would be enough.

by weightlessblah January 19, 2016

weight weenie

Road Bicycle enthusiast who becomes obsessed with subtracting weight from his bicycle at all costs, including overriding safety concerns and practicality. A Weight Weenie will always replace a 100 gram component with a 99 gram component regardless of all other factors, including cost, durability, and overall design and functionality. Materials that are commonly used in the pursuit of lightness include: aluminum, carbon fiber, composites, and titanium.

Your bike weighs only 8 pounds, you must be a total Weight Weenie !

by Titanium Frame Builder November 14, 2007

lose some weight

1. Have an enormous dump
2. Generic insult to anyone overweight

1. "Right I've had my morning coffee and cigarette - I'm off to lose some weight"

2.
a: I'm big-boned and it's a gland problem
b: Fuck off and lose some weight

by Iain1977 February 29, 2008

weighted companion cube

1.) A cube in the game Portal you are given to help you with tasks.
2.) Your best friend.

1.)This weighted companion cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
2.) While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

by joe matt November 10, 2007

Anthony Weiner

Any 45+ married creep who likes to strip naked and send pictures of his weener to teenage college girls.

Girl 1: Wow, who's picture is that? (pointing at her friend's email).
Girl 2: Some Anthony Weiner keeps sending me naked pictures of himself.
Girl 2: Gross!

by zombiegirl88 December 10, 2011

weiner towel

The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.

Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.

by txoyster May 15, 2010

Weiner rot

The irritation of a man’s penis and or genital area due to being in the excess moisture for a long period of time. Not cleaning themselves after long exposure to moisture in this area.

He would surely get weiner rot after he urinated in his pants during a drunken stupor.

by Susanna M July 19, 2019