wedge

An 80's style hairdo, as sported by Spandau Ballet, where the fringe sort of flops across the face at 45 degrees, partially masking one eye.

Have you seen Tony Hadley's wedge? Man I need one of those, and a D.A.

by Rumplestiltskin April 18, 2005

wedge

slang term for a VW T3 (aka T25) van..

thats a cool wedge dude.. better than a bay or a splitty ..

by Jeff Essex October 25, 2007

wedge

(n) A stupid person. Originates from the fact that the wedge is a simple machine.

A wedge is the simplest tool known to man.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Wedge

Anyperson who masturbates excessively, causeing chafing of the skin and arousal by virtually all members of the opposite sex.

Alex, youre such a Wedge! i heard what you do every night in front of the computer.

by TheLunchTable11 April 29, 2011

wedge

A fat Cunt. Selfish. Often an only child.

Fuck off Wedge
Don't be like Wedge

by GOD November 11, 2006

wedge

A single sheet of toilet paper folded twice, then while your still on the can and your anus is still flexed out, you place the paper(using your middle finger)at your asshole. As you stand your paper will get sucked up and stay there to prevent soil all day, or at least till full.

To prevent chaffing, use a wedge.

by your mom inc July 29, 2006

wedge

A high heeled platform shoe

No, you can't borrow my wedges

by Bridgette March 4, 2004