Waterburn

burn caused by hitting water at high rates of speed leaving a uncanny red resemblance to that of sunburn

Amber suffered an extreme case of waterburn while attempting to wake board.

by Chris Dimsdale November 7, 2007

Waterbird

Someone who spends a lot of time at the lake or on the river. This person enjoys water sports and activities that surround water.

Girl: "I went to the lake last weekend and I am headed on a float trip this weekend."

Boy: "Enjoy your trip, waterbird!"

by Blondie5000 August 3, 2012

waterbottle porn

when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex

"hey did you watch that new waterbottle porn?" " yeah so hot right"

by chairman85 December 26, 2020

Alabama Waterbowl

Take ones nutsack skin and pull it out to form a bowl, fill with beer, and now your buddy can now lick it out like a dog in a bowl!

Sean came over last night and wanted some beer but I only had one left so I gave him some in the Alabama Waterbowl.

by Big Poppa BBQ January 14, 2022

watercorn

A unicorn that lives in the water.

My name is Ocean. I am a watercorn. I am a unicorn that lives in the water.

by Mr_Bear December 24, 2007

Waterloo Waterbreaker

When you pick up a drunk pregnant woman and take her to an alley and fuck her in the ass. Just as you are about to cum you put your hands over her vagina hence creating a vacuum in her vagina. The instant before you bust you release your hand causing her water to burst, the baby to be born and you to ejaculate upon it simultaneously. Then you stab her and raise the baby as your own.

Patrick: Yo, I gave that bitch Hang a serious Waterloo Waterbreaker last night. Now I must raise her son...

by Devacurrent Motor August 6, 2008

waterboarding

One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.

The CIA and US military use waterboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

by spenceronehalf December 28, 2005