Wat is short for "What" but is only spelt "Wat" by total inbred morons who have no idea how to actually write a proper message, which can be understood.
Words which also fall into this are:
Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)
Words which also fall into this are:
Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)
Wat u doin, lolz, ow woz last nite, i heard der woz a fite, i fink it woz wiv dat boy frm across da road hehe tb xxx
by Cloud July 3, 2004

by carol aka buckii November 19, 2007

An utterance one would say if someone else were to stay something incredibly stupid or someone stupid were to say something smart.
Person 1: Dude, how do you boil water?
Person 2: Wat.
_______________
Stupid guy: Maybe if you tell me the brain is an app, I'll use it.
Person 2: Listen up here you fa--- wat.
Person 2: Wat.
_______________
Stupid guy: Maybe if you tell me the brain is an app, I'll use it.
Person 2: Listen up here you fa--- wat.
by GoFuckYourself.avi June 29, 2017

Ethiopian stew containing vegetables, berbere (a very hot mixture of spices) and sometimes meat and/or boiled egg. Traditionally eaten with a pancake-like bread called injera, without a spoon or fork.
by LudwigVan August 23, 2004

by Not the toe sucker September 14, 2022

by Couple Comas April 11, 2017

Moronic abbreviation for "what." Should be pronounced not as waht, but as wat (rhyming with bat, cat, etc.)
