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waste of oxygen 

Someone so useless that each breath he or she takes is just one less lungful of oxygen for someone or something worthwhile.

See also oxygen thief, waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of semen, waste of skin, and waste of space,
"So would you let Madysynne into the bunker if she was outside when they were about to drop the bomb?"

"Hell no. Even just walking down the street she's a waste of oxygen. ...plus, then we can loot her corpse once the radiation settles."
waste of oxygen by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005

white boy wasted

the highest level of being fucked up. done mostly by white teenage kids with alcohol and/or other drugs.
dam nigga i never been this fucked up, we straight white boy wasted!
white boy wasted by lukelukecrunkkk September 25, 2009

Father What-A-Waste 

Nickname for a Catholic priest who has the unfortunate distinction of being the hottest guy in the parish. The epitome of unattainableness & a constant source of frustration for Catholic schoolgirls.
Girl #1: OMG have you seen our new parish priest?

Girl #2: INORITE? Father What-A-Waste should make going to confession interesting!

wasteyute 

Someone which you dislike, gets on your nerves, or is just a plain dumbass
Yo, my brother is such a wasteyute
wasteyute by Babyface6595 December 30, 2010

I waste him with my crossbow 

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.
B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."

Slave Wasted 

Getting hammered as fuck. Beyond blacked out, requires liquor of extremely high proof or countless beers. Originally coined by the hard-drinking Flagstaffrican slaves of the Arizona territories.
Person 1: Hey, you down to drink tonight?

Person 2: Yeah man, let's get fucking slave wasted!!
Slave Wasted by Salty Sailor Seaman September 10, 2011