Blonde Girl Wasted

To get extremely intoxicated beyond reason. When you get blonde girl wasted you are fun and functional, despite being in a black out. Similar to white girl wasted or white boy wasted, only more extreme. Only achievable by blonde college students.

Guy 1: Yeah, didn't think that chick go home with me, but she did!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was blonde girl wasted.

Blonde Girl Wasted by blonde girl wasted February 11, 2012

White girl wasted

Meg Boyd

I saw a girl at the bar last night do 13 jager bombs, get on the table to dance - fell off the table - repeat... she learned I think but she definitely white girl wasted

White girl wasted by Hdbxnsjsmamdkd February 5, 2018

White Girl Wasted

The state John gets in when he has snuck off to the pub without Sues consent...

John snuck off to the boozer again, got white girl wasted. Sue gonna wreck him. At least he jackpotted the gambler though....

White Girl Wasted by Shape bandit January 31, 2019

White girl wasted

When a male has sex with a Caucasian female in the vagina while getting drunk from a alcoholic beverage bottle lodged in her anus

"Dude I white girl wasted the bitch last night!"

White girl wasted by Leedle leedle leedle July 30, 2015

White Girl Wasted

Haley (a.k.a drunk 1)

The state of rolling around on the ground and being dragged home by your dd. While in this state, you may also ask “can i pee in your truck” (the answer is always no)

“Have you seen drunk 1?”
“Yeah. She’s white girl wasted.”

White Girl Wasted by buckleys224 April 19, 2019

White Girl Wasted

White people have the lowest tolerance for alcohol among all major racial groups, and girls have a lower tolerance for alcohol than boys. If a white girl and a black guy both drink half a beer for their first taste of alcohol, the white girl will seem/be significantly "more" drunk. Basically, being White Girl Wasted is when you get really drunk not having a lot of alcohol.

Hannah: Holy shit, how many shots did Rose have? She's passed out!

Katelynne: Like 2, I think.

Hannah: Oh, so she's white girl wasted. She'll be okay.

White Girl Wasted by Evelyn_S April 30, 2014

White Girl Wasted

Getting drunk on Starbucks Coffee

I'm gonna get White Girl Wasted!

White Girl Wasted by Hondipo September 14, 2018