That poor bastard must never get laid, his wasserbag looks like a gigantic clitoral hood. I'm surprised his cock doesn't suffocate under there!
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wassergock wassergunt
by Granuppie April 21, 2009
Get the Wasserbag mug.Wassels be what ye doth youst;
upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;
swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.
upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;
swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.
The King doth wake to night,
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.
"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.
"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"
by I be Roliung, ye xefe! August 19, 2004
Get the wassels mug.The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.
The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...
by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004
Get the koelnisch wasser mug.The compulsive need to find the best possible deal for something, even if it means buying something you don't necessarily need.
I went to a few yard sales this weekend and talked my way into a guy's house. He sold me an xbox 360 right out of his kid's hands. I Wasserschopped myself a great deal! I now have 5 xbox 360s!
by G. Gordon Liddy May 13, 2009
Get the Wasserschop mug.A German last name that sounds Chinese without the preemptive v's are w's, w's are v's instruction, and a healthy taste of laughter. Similar to the german word vasser which means water/running water in German. References also include the "Whassup?" campaign for Anheuser-Busch Budweiser beer that ran from 1999 to 2002.
by giovanni giocometti March 23, 2010
Get the Wassung mug.(Verb) To dress up like a scientist just so one can masturbate while wearing a lab coat and safety goggles.
Mike became so excited after he wasseled, he stained his saftey goggles and wiped them clean with his lab coat.
by Dr. Wassel May 27, 2003
Get the Wassel mug.(Verb)Insisting that time machines exist because it was seen on TV even though the idea of a Flux Capacitor is unholy and just plain wrong. This statement is often made to obtain sexual gratification off of an elderly family member or an older homosexual that resembles the Wasseler's father.
Michael told everyone on the school bus that time machines really do exist because he saw it on television the night before. He made this statement because he knew his grandmother was having company over that kind of looked like his father and he was hoping to have relationships with both of them at the same time.
by Roy Palpherson December 2, 2004
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