wankitng

Smelling a candle then blowing the flames out with a fart

My cousin was wankitng, I was disgusted

by anonymous October 28, 2021

wankitng

Smelling a candle then blowing the flames out with a fart

My cousin was wankitng, I was disgusted

by anonymous October 28, 2021

wanktimonious

Thinking you're a far better wanker than anyone else. Wanking whilst looking down your nose at everyone else whether they're wanking of not

He was so wanktimonious, sat there pulling his todger trying to appear he was royalty.

Who does he think he is, Prince Andrew? Wanktimonious cunt.

by Aspoomon February 3, 2022

Wankity

A mysterious kind of box that holds random things

Hey look a kid is using a wankity

by Owl_Boi February 11, 2023

Wanktions

When the actions don’t back up the talk

“It’ll be different this time I promise, I’ll show you”
“You say but never show, it’s just wanktions again”

by BousheyMF August 21, 2024