Definitions by Aspoomon

wanktimonious

Thinking you're a far better wanker than anyone else. Wanking whilst looking down your nose at everyone else whether they're wanking of not

He was so wanktimonious, sat there pulling his todger trying to appear he was royalty.

Who does he think he is, Prince Andrew? Wanktimonious cunt.

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Fictional or non fictional descripted shit in an hilarious or stupid manner. Portmanteau of random words often self descriptive.

I didn't understand what they were saying, it turns out it was an urbantionary.

urbantionary by Aspoomon February 3, 2022

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