Maintenance Wank

When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.

Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."

Maintenance Wank by Zima69err July 13, 2016

mirror wank 

pleasing yourself infront of the mirror (sexually) often for the benefit of yourself and sometimes others. people have the incentive to carry out a mirror wank because they find themself aesthetically pleasing. however it is advised not to do this infront of crazy mirrors as this could cause a false sense of confidence or a feeling of belittlement depending on the convexity of the mirror.

'hey bro, i just had an awesome mirror wank'
'gnarley'

mirror wank by joshco95 November 11, 2013

Reality wank 

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Reality wank by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

Roll wank 

When a rather large woman pushes together two rolls of fat, the man lubes up, thrusting his cock between the rolls of fat.

Jim: hey mark, did fatty stay over again last night?
Mark: yeah she did and we tried something new.
Jim: oh yeah?
Mark: yeah, a roll wank. It's a bit like a tit wank . She pushed together two of her rolls of fat, I lubed up, and thrusted my cock between them. I'd highly recommend it.

Jim: think I'm ok mate

Roll wank by Dirty thirty November 14, 2012

wank master 

A wank enthusiast that eat, sleeps and breathes anything assiocted with wanking.

Slaughty: hanks at it again he can't keep he's bloody hand off it.
Hazey: I know he's an absolute wank master

wank master by Slaughty November 24, 2014

wank room 

Wank Room. A sometimes secret place where a man (or woman) can masturbate in comfort and privacy.

Have you seen Jeffrey recently ?

No, I'll bet he's in his wank room, back of his closet with his porn clippings.

wank room by dw8177 November 27, 2016

vom wank

forcing one's self to be sick in order to use the vomit as a lubricant for masturbation.

Ryan had several vom wanks in one day, as a result of this he turned bulimic.

vom wank by j1spen August 3, 2011