do you need a wambulance? 

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

do you need a wambulance? by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

wambulance

n. what you call for when you've got a whiner on your hands.

<Guy 1> "Dude, I just caught my finger in the door."
<Guy 2> "Awww, waaaaahh! Call the wambulance, pussy!"

wambulance by Barcoder June 20, 2008

Waambulance

something you say to your friends when they need to suck it up and take it like a man.

friend: Dude, I just got hit by a car, I cant move my legs!

you: Awwww, do I need to call a fucking waambulance bro?

Waambulance by germanbwa January 28, 2009

Wambulance

The word given in a situation when a person has a cry or simply complains.

Jess stop changing clothes if you don't like yourself maybe you should call the Wambulance.

Wambulance by stoner911 October 14, 2009

Wambulance

The vehicle that will arrive for someone who's crying

"Adam" jeez my knee is killing me

"chase" uh-oh someone call the Wambulance Adam has a boo-boo

Wambulance by Chaseospades April 20, 2009

wambulance

An imaginary ambulance that comes when shit heads don't have a leeeeeeg. Someone who always gets randomly stressed out and needs a cry is in dire need for a wambulance.

shithead: waaa waaa waaa
man: shut-up Kerr...have a wambulance

wambulance by Greenie May 5, 2005

whambulance 

what you say to someone who is whining like a little jewish kid. similar to asking them if they would like a whamburger and some french cries.

what, do you want me to call the whambulance just because your mom died? jesus christ, get over it.

whambulance by exterminate April 13, 2006