[VISILANT]

To look at a person, problem, thing etc without the shadowing influences of bias

i.e to look at the real issue regardless of how much of a douche the person actually is.

Visi - To see
Lant - With light (lantern)

Being visilant to all information at hand, it is one of his few good ideas (on gun control policy)

by Chops... May 8, 2018

vagina visine

When a female squirts vagina juice in a males eye.

Once I was high and i ran out of eye-drops so I asked my girlfriend to vagina visine me.

by Jose Queerballs May 30, 2009

ninja-visible

when someone or possibly something is there but not seen. Like Waldo, or of course a ninja.
Also used as a synonym for invisible

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH INDAVIDUAL!! Completely different..

Person1: is skalpel here? i can't find him..
Person2: yea he's here, but he's ninja-visible

by skalpel-Axen9ne January 3, 2010

Vislexia

Visual dyslexia.

An inability to see things that look good / Thinking things look good when they look very bad.

The condition suffered by Vislexics.

Steve: "Sweetie, check out these awesome green jeans I've just bought."
Debbie: "They are disgusting. They are the worse jeans I've ever seen. Have you got vislexia? Are you a total vislexic?"

by Adam Shepphard May 29, 2008

Dirty Visine

After receiving oral sex blasting your cum straight in a bitches eye.

Alternatively a Dirty Ben Stein.

I gave that ho a dirty visine. It definitely got the red out.

by big baby jesus i can't wait March 5, 2009

vasile turcu

A fat, sweaty, illiterate peasant who drives fancy cars, wears fancy suits and smokes fine cigars on your money.

'Hi, I am Vasile Turcu, listen to me talking inconsequential bullshit live on air, yadda yadda yadda, etc.'

by Matei February 18, 2008

visiline

Any generic soothing eye drop product. Vasoliine for the eyes.

The smoke from the fire really irritated my eyes. Anybody got any visiline?

by enzocinquecento December 14, 2017