raped no vaseline

1. A form of saying that someone got owned or beaten EXTREMELY bad.

2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain.

3. When something serious/horrible/tragic just happened and there are no other words to explain it.

1. Josh: Wow, I just beat this kid in basketball 15-2.
Kevin: You straight up raped him no vaseline.

2. He has like 2 kills and 43 deaths. He's getting raped no vaseline.

3. His Nintendo Wii fell and broke and his parents aren't gonna buy him a new one. He is raped no vaseline.

by Kevin342523657231354 March 6, 2008

</vaseline>

no vaseline This is going to hurt; you are in for a world of hurt.

Let's play some scrabble. </vaseline>

by dontoine January 8, 2008

Vaseline

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

need some vaseline

When you really get taken avantage of. Basically getting fucked.

Tanya: They charged me way too much for the computer I just bought. I could have bought two for the price I paid to have it financed.
Sydney: Damn sounds like you need some vaseline with that.

by crystal420 March 8, 2007

Vaseline Cowgirl

When a really fat chick rides her man with alot of Vaseline because she has a dry twat and he holds on to her love handles and pulls her up and down like he is holding the reins of a horse.

Guy number 1: Dude whats that really loud slamming noise?
Guy number 2: Oh, thats just Dave getting a ride from the Vaseline cowgirl.

by theroyalestella November 30, 2009

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.

Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by Brentus August 23, 2005

Vaseline Tax

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.

I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.

by yert December 1, 2009