A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.
by Irish March 05, 2004
Get the Velma mug.When your girl is wearing a skirt and on all fours looking for her glasses, you come in behind her and fuck her till she screams Jinkies.
Clarissa’s glasses fell off after she was attempting to hang a mirror on the wall, when she got down on all fours, Ken came in using the Velma position until she moaned Jinkies.
by Mothballz May 21, 2022
Get the Velma position mug.in reference to the orange sweater wearing nerd who always solves the case in popular children's television programme scooby doo, this phrase refers to the act of ejaculation into a woman's eyes, for the desired effect that she is temporarily blinded, like when velma loses her glasses.
note: it is not vital, but it does help if the woman in question is a secretly hot geek.
note: it is not vital, but it does help if the woman in question is a secretly hot geek.
by eyeyeyeye89 April 13, 2009
Get the give her a velma mug.From the scenes in Scooby-Doo capers where Velma has her glasses knocked off in the dark and is forced to search for them blindly.
Having sex from behind with a girl who wears glasses, hitting her in the back of the head so her glasses fly off onto the floor, and cumming all over the glasses. This will leave the girl blind and force her to crawl around in the dark and the cum to get her glasses so she can see.
Having sex from behind with a girl who wears glasses, hitting her in the back of the head so her glasses fly off onto the floor, and cumming all over the glasses. This will leave the girl blind and force her to crawl around in the dark and the cum to get her glasses so she can see.
by Mizer August 11, 2007
Get the Velma Experience mug.Really? *Sigh* Ok... Fine. I'll say it. I liked it. Ya'll have me set up to be the only mf on the planet who didn't think it was shit. I thought the first couple of episodes were a little lazy but it had some funny moments. Some of the dialogue was a little on the nose but I donno. I enjoyed it enough to write about it.
Hym "Hohoho... For how (seemingly) progressive the writer's of 'Velma' are.... There sure was a lot of gender-binary affirming dialogue in it! The female self-defense class? The female neurologist? It's almost as if... They don't believe that gender is a social construct and doesn't exist on a spectrum! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
Get the Velma mug.She is dating a boy. He plays soccer. He is blonde. He is 5'11. He is the love of her life. He is Nate Livermore. The love of ciara Willams (Velma) life.
by kikller June 06, 2022
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"I've been told that I voted for a man who said he's going to change things in a meaningful way for the middle class. I'm one of those people, and I'm still waiting, sir." - Velma Hart to Barack Obama
Janice was once a strong supporter of Father O'Mallory but she Velma Harted him last Sunday in front of the entire congregation.
Janice was once a strong supporter of Father O'Mallory but she Velma Harted him last Sunday in front of the entire congregation.
by SeanLou September 24, 2010
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