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social vegetable 

A person so socially inept that they themselves are unaware of their own rung on the social ladder. Social vegetables are literally unaware of social distinctions altogether, and are incapable of understanding the concept.
Basically, it is a person who, socially, has their head stuck in the ground, like a vegetable sprout, incapable of comprehending their own plight. Also, similar to an incapacitated person in a vegetative state (aka, a vegetable), but socially. Social vegetables should be studied from a distance and never interacted with, for engage a social vegetable in social interaction has unpredictable results, ranging from awakening a suicidal maniac to turning that person into a social leech.
Hey Mark, look at that kid over there in the suspenders and pokeman shirt sitting by himself. I think he's in my psych lecture. Man is he a social vegetable.
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Steamed vegetable 

A sex move where a male runs into a hospital naked, finds a disabled person, and nuts on them before security comes.
“Jake why are you on probation!?”
“I was horny yesterday, and I pulled a Steamed Vegetable

space vegetable 

one of the biggest minds of the 21st. century, used to star in music videos such as Satisfaction- by benny

benassy .
"oh that space vegetable was delicious for my brain"
"whats cookin? science"

SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) 

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.
get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

vagtable sex 

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables
Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.
vagtable sex by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE 

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.
When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

Cincinatti vegitable soup 

when you fill a bathtub up with puke and have sex with a girl in it
"that chicks is so hott i wanna give her a nice ol' cincinatti vegitable soup"