A fetish wherein a person gets an enema and then lies face down, naked, on a table with cut flowers sticking up from his/her booty.
by Idaho Slim July 26, 2014
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Stranger 1: What's your name?
Me: Vasek
Stranger 1: Is that German?
Me: No, Czech
Stranger 1: Like Czechoslovakian!
Stranger 2: No, Czech Republic
Me: Vasek
Stranger 1: Is that German?
Me: No, Czech
Stranger 1: Like Czechoslovakian!
Stranger 2: No, Czech Republic
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The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;
"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"
by wstlngy July 13, 2009
Get the No vaseline mug.Originally a small vase used for display of specimen flowers. Sir Joseph Banks believed to have used the word in his Florilegium compiling the botanical works of many of his peers from the 1700's. The word has more recently taken on a broader meaning, pertaining to any size vase containing flowers arranged within the vase. This being a distinction from a bouquet, arranged within the hand, then tied with ribbon and bow, (often wrapped in paper, cello or other materials) and then placed in a vase.
1/. The hotel manager requests a large vasette to be placed at the entry to the foyer. I suggest 5 foot high blossom to support the orchids and lilies.
2/. Place a vasette with a single peonie on my desk please.
2/. Place a vasette with a single peonie on my desk please.
by Vasette August 31, 2013
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by Tipdock January 24, 2017
Get the Vasectomy Van Gogh mug.A really nice guy who is caring and very fun to talk to. Probabaly one of the only people you would love to rant to.However he can be crazy and viscous if someone makes him mad. He dose what he wants when he is angry. Be caution when to make vassell mad.
by Johnnyblack277 March 13, 2017
Get the Vassell mug.A member of the social network Facebook who posts vauge and sometimes cryptic statuses on their wall. This is commonly used as a ploy to elicit comments from other fellow facebook users. This choice of ambiguity is often associated with one of the following:
1) Their status is something highly personal and just want some words of encouragement or endearment from their peers.
2) Their page has had little to no action in the past few days so they might as well put something that will get a response from someone since none of their other statuses have been appealing to anyone.
3) They have a pathological need for attention and as such are not able to function unless they find a way to get that attention.
1) Their status is something highly personal and just want some words of encouragement or endearment from their peers.
2) Their page has had little to no action in the past few days so they might as well put something that will get a response from someone since none of their other statuses have been appealing to anyone.
3) They have a pathological need for attention and as such are not able to function unless they find a way to get that attention.
OMG did you see Mary's status today? It said, 'Whats done is done. And thats all there is to it'. Do you know what see was talking about? She is being such a Vaugebooker!
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