Vanadzor

Also known as Kirovakan. The third-largest town in Armenia but is still actually very small. In Vanadzor, pretty much everybody knows and respects each other, it has the best mineral water and the cheapest ice cream on Earth. And it rains almost every day, which may sound bad but in reality it's pretty damn awesome. There are yearly flash floods and everybody in town is used to them. Everything in Vanadzor is walking distance.

History of Vanadzor dates back to the bronze age.

In Vanadzor you'll find many abandoned buildings where children may be playing or that are just standing there, not bothering and not helping anyone.

-Where can I get really pure mineral water?
-Vanadzor, for sure.

by zvezdaX July 22, 2009

Wikipedia Vandalism

Wikipedia vandalism is an act of course where the user will add an irrelevant comment, remove all the text, replacing the text, adding links etc, which have nothing to do with the original article.

Person 1: Why the fuck are there Mario links on the fucking Sonic page on Wikipedia?

Person 2: Some faggot did Wikipedia Vandalism again.

by WE HATE YOU TOTTENHAM October 18, 2016

Vantastic

Slang version of "fantastic". Used only if your name is Van.

"It's Vantastic!", or "I'm feeling Vantastic today!"

by Van Alexander Mantha-Ware July 16, 2008

vanda

Selfless to no end. A woman who sacrifices all for the welfare of others. Dark-skinned and beautiful, even if she's not what the world would consider to be a model. A natural mother who flocks to those she considers her children and tends to their needs without a second thought. A flower that blooms in the midst of adversity, she is a true gem of a friend and as loyal a protector as they come.

There's no better friend than a Vanda.

by Jerial the Wanderer November 10, 2015

Vandalism

Damage to a place without people knowing

There was vandalism at my school this weekend

by Vandalsism November 30, 2016

Vagtasmagoria

When a vagina is so messed up with stink, sickness, or any other sorts of abnormailities that could equate to either a starring role or a major supporting role in a horror movie.

Basically, there is something seriously wrong with a female's vagina.

Tom: Hey man, how was she?

Dick: Man she stank down there...not to mention I think I may need to see the doc after that. Kinda reminded me of watching "Halloween".

Tom: Sounds like she may have a case of vagtasmagoria.

by Jsps August 21, 2009

False Vandalism

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live

im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy

by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021