Vagirony

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.

Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.

by tkast68 January 10, 2012

vageria

The vaginal area (va-ja-ira)

She has an issue in her vageria.

by CandaceAlex September 29, 2019

beefy vagocko

1. a burrito inside a taco shell wrapped in a tortilla.

2.a regular vagocko is a nice and still intact vagina while a beefy vagocko is beaten and worn down.

1.Oh my god that vagocko tasted so good.

2.I just broke up with my girlfriend-guy 1
why-guy 2
she had a beefy vagocko it looked like it was smashed by a whole football team-guy 1
thats so nasty she had to have some STD-guy 2

by wshslax12 August 2, 2012

vagocket

The product of the hottest new cosmetic surgery,
Why have to deal with 5 days of membrane and mess coming out your vaginal cavity, when you can use that space for soemthing much more useful, like a pocket. Your trinkets and valuables will be much safer inside you and inside your vagocket. When its your "time of the month" all that will come oozing out of you nether regions are surprises, memories, knick knacks, and other fantastic prizes. After you get this fantastic new surgery, you'll be like a pinata, bursting with goodies each month.

Nikki: Hey did you hear about that new cosma surg all the movie stars are getting?
Sally: Oh yeah, the vagocket? That sounds so cool, i heard Mrs. G even got it done.

Nikki: Wow, that sure would be useful for storing all those unwanted figurines my granny gives me for my birthday!
Sally: Yeah, and it would sure cut down on pick pocketting.

by HellenKellerAriel June 12, 2009

Vagolin

if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.

"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."

by ProgPrincess September 12, 2009

Vagobond

One without clear means of income who is both honest and moving from place to place.

Vago from the Spanish for lazy
Vago from the Italian for not clear
Vago from the French for on the way
Bond meaning a tie, an honest word, or a contract
Bond meaning a debt instrument
Bond meaning something that binds a person or persons to a certain circumstance or line of behavior

Vagobond - one who is both lazy and honorable, without clear motives, constantly moving, probably in debt, and bound to that way of life .

The vagobond only hopped trains when he didn't have money for a ticket.

by R.W. Jackson July 8, 2010

Vagology

(n) The study of the vagina. Vagologists (those who study the vagina) seek to understand the physical nature of the human female's reproductive anatomy. In addition to the biological nature, through experimentation, vagologists apply vagosophical theories of the female orgasm in an experimental environment. Through centuries of research that has predated the modern scientific method, vagologists possess contradicting opinions about the force and drive behind the human female orgasm.

I almost got an F in vagology, I just couldn't understand the clitoris.

The vagology assignment today will be given orally.

When practicing vagology, it's best to take a hands-on approach using very specific tools and implements (such as the vibrating rabbit).

by Ramshockley July 25, 2010