vagode

A vag that is wider than it is long.

Marc only likes girls with vagodes. Marc likes Lauren.

by pedroVIII September 19, 2009

vagomacha

When a woman is so fat, her stomach runs from below her breasts all the way down to her vagina. Totally vanishing any waistline. Similar to the FUPA but much....much larger.

Oh my LORD.....that woman was so damn fat she had a vagomacha. That explains the suspenders !!!!!

by The Door Guy July 9, 2010

Vagidandruff

The phenomenon of having pubic hair so thick, that one develops dandruff around their penis (or vagina). The only known cure is a healthy dose of Selsun Blue.

Male 1: I was gonna fuck Alice last night, but i bugged out when i saw her Vagidandruff.
Male 2: Buy that ho some Selsun Blue

by JLANE November 4, 2007

Vagofap

Pronounced "Vag-o-fap". Female equivalent of a douchebag. Female who is an idiot, or waste of space.

Person 1 "That girl is a complete idiot"
Person 2 "Yeah, she's a total vagofap"

by EightyD January 21, 2011

Vageda

A man with a large dick who loves to eat a lot a vagina.

Man: "Fuck me that bloke can eat a pussy"
Woman: "See the size of his cock... Fucking huge!"
Man: "That bloke is the maddest Vageda I've ever seen!"

by BillyBob696969 September 5, 2011

Vagadar

the ability a horny boy has to sense that a ready and willing vagina is in close proximity

"hey man my vagadars going crazy right now, sluts have clearly crashed stag"

by hihihihihihihey April 25, 2011

vagida

The commencement of menses or other inconvenient female reproductive malady that causes discomfort or distress. It is a portmanteau of "vagina" and "agida", which itself is a misspelling of "agita", or Italian American slang for gastric distress.

Sure guys, I can go bowling and drinking tonight. The wife has vagida and I won't be missed.

by Bone Daddy Jive October 9, 2012