An individual who is so hopelessly obsessed with being negative and weak that they engulf all of their immediate company in the dirty, moist folds of their misery.
Steve is such a Sandy Vagiant! He left his cellphone at the last bar and he won't shut the fuck about it. Hes making the entire bachelor party put our plans on hold to go back and get it.
by I am the Travis January 10, 2018
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Definition 1: Vagiant - derives from the words Vampire + Giant, meaning something extremely large and awesome nothing is bigger than a vagiant. Douche - a word of many meanings, but in this context, it is used as an insult, generally to those of the male persuasion, when referring to someone who possesses all of the qualities one might imagine when thinking of someone named Chad, Guy or Butch

Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness
Person A: Look at those flip flops, tight shirt and sunglasses Chad is wearing. It's winter.
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies
by JEKAMANGO January 24, 2011
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A huge woman; a female with exceptionally pronounced limbs, facial features, and jowls.
Holy cow, did you just see that vagiant lumber past us?
by biggitybam123 December 20, 2009
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A word used to describe a very large vagina.
"Whoa dude. That chick had 15 kids! She's got a vagiant for sure!!"
by Ice H20 August 4, 2011
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A combination of an asshole and a pussy
John sure was a vagiant at the party when he didn't share his beer.

My boss is a vagiant cuz he thinks he's so cool.
by RedWoman March 7, 2010
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1. A giant vagina
2. A powerful or brave woman
3. A fearful individual
1. Her vagiant had an echo!

2. She called her boss a lier? She must have a vigiant between her legs.
3. Just ask her out man, stop being such a vagiant!
by Shelbot November 7, 2011
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Noun. A person who possesses the qualities of a vagina in an extreme manner. Someone who is acting like such a large douche in an unnecessary fashion that they are, in fact, a vagiant in all social aspects. Not to be confused with a woman who has a huge vagina.

It is recommended that one should stay away from a person who is acting like a vagiant. They may scare away all others in the area who do not support the actions of said vagiant.
I cant stand her, she is a raging Vagiant!
Get Outta ma face ya VAGIANT!
Stop being a Vagiant!
That homosexual was being an obnoxious Vagiant last night when he was screaming at the dirty lesbian for touching his penis.
by Be Sol February 26, 2011
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