Urethrass

When your urethra is viscerally ripped open to the point that it makes a connection with your ass cavity.

If my dude gets near me with that orange creamsicle milk shit from Weigel’s I swear to fucking god I’ll give him a urethrass.

by msacco August 20, 2021

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

by Vennificus November 18, 2018

Urethral Sounding

The act of inserting a variety of objects into the urethra for pleasure. Including but limited to dildos, screwdrivers, screws, toothbrushes and specially designed sounding tools.

I don’t smoke anymore but many times I go urethral sounding with a lit cigar. I’ll sit there and tan while my cock smokes.

by Papa Konstopuolos July 8, 2019

urethra

N: for males,carries pee out of the bladder, and semen out of the penis, trying to finger a male's urethra may prove to be unenjoyable.

"As I was sucking his dick, I wondered if any urine was left in his urethra from when he used the bathroom."

by shalvi April 6, 2003

Urethritis

any inflammation of the urethra, usually do to some sort of infection, often by an STD.

it hurts when i pee due to my urethritis.

by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

Urethra Franklin

The act of inserting a sex toy or one’s penis into another man’s gaping urethra until the pain causes him to sing high notes.

Omg I’m so sore after last night bro...he/she gave me a Urethra Franklin

by Turbo Chode May 5, 2020

Urethra Cactus

A medical condition that causes a sharp pain in the inner penis at all times, and strains a lot of energy. Often causes immediate suicide by gun.

"Urethra Cactus is almost as bad as Broomrape, but for humans."

by Wheaton Plainfield Boy October 4, 2022