That's Mighty Unfortunate 

When someone's luck is so bad that you can't find a better word to describe their inconvenience

John: Man I got imposter 5 times in a row and got caught venting on the first round every single time!
Paul: damn that's mighty unfortunate.

That's Mighty Unfortunate by ItzSpecies October 6, 2020

unfortunate 

n. Someone who due to finacial or physical disability is less fortunate that yourself. A cripple or hobo for example.

Pity the unfortunates.

unfortunate by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

A Series of Unfortunate Events 

The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

see Fucked Over

European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009

Unfortunate Coincidence 

a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

Also known as an Epic Fail.

When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"

Unfortunate Coincidence by TeemSmart August 8, 2009

A Series Of Unfortunate Events 

That children's book where people die.

My 4 year old daughter loves "A Series of Unfortunate Events"! Her favorite part is when that lady got eaten alive by pirahnas!

A Series Of Unfortunate Events by JON_PERSON April 24, 2017

unfortunate 

the act of being sad and pathetic in the eyes of others. Ridiculous attention whore with poor appearance and an upsetting lifestyle. This adjective often describes someone who is not contributing positively to society.

Her appearance is rather "unfortunate."

unfortunate by Sophia Bussssssshhhhhh June 20, 2011

Unfortunatelly 

adverb.

Cross between unfortunate and telly.

When something so unfortunate and drastic happens that you'd think it would've been on television.

Ethan: I unfortunatelly thought the emergency escape door on the plane was the restroom and got sent flying out into the ocean.
Joey: I'll be damned. Sounds like a movie.
Ethan: Thats what I said! Unfortunatelly!

Unfortunatelly by Bambit February 27, 2020