unstereotypical

A person who simply just doesn’t have a stereotype. A person who doesn’t fit in to any of the categories... one that is unappreciated. But it’s okay, there are a few other of you out there 😉

Unstereotypical person: it’s okay that I’m unstereotypical, at least I have my dog, he/she understands me” ♥️

by Unstereotypical October 19, 2018

unster

Fondly referred to as 'Grand Papoo' by some, and as 'that big, burly, bearded bastard' by others, he is a man of few words. He loves hunting, cigars, moonshine, and a good ole fist fight any day.

Now he's more than trouble, you see he stand 'bout six foot four. All the Blackwater ladies call him 'Treetop Lover', and all the men just call him 'Sir'. Once a rattlesnake bit him, and after five days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died. He wrestles bears for fun.

He once brought a knife to a gun fight...just to even the odds. No less than twenty-five Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard. He never wears a watch, because time is always on his side, and your mother probably has a tattoo of his name on her.

Don't pick a fight with Unster. A grizzly bear picked a fight with Unster once. Once.

by UNST3RBLICH February 24, 2021

Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.

One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015

unternet

When you're not on the internet.

"Joey said that he was unternetted last night when he clicked on the wallpaper ad."

by Smileifyou'rehappy May 16, 2009

uncertainty

The state of being in which an outcome is both unknown and can not be predicted by any means.

The uncertainty of his behavior leads most people to believe that it's random.

by 3gghead September 10, 2013

Untermenschen

German word meaning subhumans (plural - note singular is untermensch). Often used to describe Jews and Slavs during Nazi period and now most often restricted to the increasingly sdesperate fulminations of supposedly Christian bigots such as Aidan Work.

I must be an untermenschen since I cannot distinguish between sinular and plural nouns - Aidan Work, 2005.

by Bearhunter July 30, 2006

Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.

Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.

by F.M.A.M.G. March 4, 2010