Guess you can't afford Memorial,Sucka. Or you're middle class Asian and Memorial won't let you play.
Person 1: Did you hear Sally and Biff moved to Sugar Land, TX?
Person 2: Damn, guess he isn't doing that well. Hope they like Dim Sum.
Person 2: Damn, guess he isn't doing that well. Hope they like Dim Sum.
by SuburbiaSucks November 22, 2011
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Get the Midlothian TX mug.1. capital (both governmental and hippie) of Texas
2. live music capital of the world
3. home to the University of Texas
2. live music capital of the world
3. home to the University of Texas
by mossy March 24, 2004
Get the Austin, TX mug.1. Capital of the state of Texas in the US located in the central part of Texas. Has a thriving music scene and is home to the University of Texas.
by Itsjustluck March 22, 2004
Get the Austin, TX mug.Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from it all."
If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.
If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:
-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D
If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.
If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:
-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D
I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX!
There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?
I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!
There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?
I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!
by freefromthegripsoftheburg September 11, 2011
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by Mike Twain March 12, 2009
Get the Red Oak, TX mug.where all the parties happen, the people in greenwood make midland more interesting. also filled with man whores & sluts.
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