Twonk

A beefier twink.

Man that twink went to the gym, he looks more like a twonk now

by Magpie_1_1 August 2, 2019

Twonk

A former twink who becomes older.

Ethan Klein: "I want to be a twink."
Trisha Paytas: "You can't be that. You can be a twonk."
Ethan: "What's a twonk?"
Trisha: "It's like Tyler Oakley. A twink who gets older and becomes a twonk."
Ethan: "DAMN. I'll never be a twink again."

by Twonkie April 21, 2021

Twonk

A specific type of idiot. One who makes a very simple task far more complicated than it needs to be.

You useless twonk! Just cut it in half!

by GeneralKalani July 12, 2021

twonk

idiot, thick-head etc

James: i fink kelly o iz FIT

Tim: james, u r such a twonk!

by i iz kl May 28, 2005

twonk

an offensive name to someone whose being stupid

eric was being stupid, hes a right twonk

by Beccaroo May 27, 2005

twonk

To slap a person round the face with your penis, usually followed by a teabag (dunking balls in an open mouth). The two together form the legendary TnT (twonk n teabag).

David came round to my house and shat on my bed so I twonked the bellend.

by dodfrig September 24, 2006

Twonk

A word often used to describe a object/person with swag. Another word for saying something is awesome; legit or downright cool.

McNeil volleyball is twonk.

Clinton: "dang those girls were so legit!"

Marcel: "yeah McNeil volleyball is twonk"

by Mcneil_istwonk October 11, 2012