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Twylite

noone has my name spelt like this... no it's NOT THE MOVIE its the time of day
Person: so i spell it T-w-i-l-i-g-h-t right

Twylite: no its T-w-y-l-i-t-e

Person: ohhhhh i still don't get it
by hi5565meow December 15, 2020
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Twibiter

Soulless beasts of society that gather in hopes of attacking poor and innocent Twilight fangirls.

A witless, uneducated person who hates the fans of Twilight more than they dislike the novel itself.
No one likes a Twibiter.



Twilighter: *Quietly reading Twilight*

Twibiter: "TWILIGHT SUCKS!

THERE IS NO PLOT, BUT SOMEHOW THERE IS A SEQUENCE OF EVENTS, WHICH BY DEFINITION IS A PLOT!

BELLA IS UNREALISTICALLY PERFECT, YET SHE FALLS A LOT, LETS PEOPLE WALK OVER HER, AND SUCKS AT LYING!

VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT, THAT ISN'T SCARY! THEY FEAR THE SUNLIGHT AND BURN AWAY TO ASH AND DIE IN IT'S PRESENCE, WHICH MAKES THEM SEEM SO MUCH STRONGER AND SCARIER KNOWING THAT THEY HAVE THE SUN AS A WEAKNESS!

I MAKE NO SENSE WITH MY OBVIOUS CONTRADICTIONS, BUT SOMEHOW YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!

DIE!" *abuses Twilighter*

Twilighter: Who let you out of your cage?
by VictoriaVolTORI March 30, 2009
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twilit

the art of defecating into a music store
Wow that was a giant twilit over virgin records.
Hey dick lets do a twilit before we go to the movies
by Joseoh December 31, 2007
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Twinite

Can often be a twihard, twilly or twilighter. Twinites take great pride in defending all things Twilight and related to Twilight.

A twinite often has a great knowledge of Twilight to draw on, but is not totally obsessed (unlike twihards). A twinite's greatest joy is being able to put down a twilight hater with ease, thanks to their intense twilight knowledge.
Random person: "Edward's a total stalker"
Twinite: "Not true, he's protecting Bella"
Random person (unable to think of response to this ridiculous statement)
by Horatio666 November 13, 2009
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Twilit

Something the video game The Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess puts in front of the title of every pre- Zant boss (with some exceptions, I.E. Twilit bloat miniboss) Possibly They misspelled or didn't have enough character spaces for twilight.
Twilit Parasite, Diababa
Twilit Igniter, Fyrus
Twilit Aquatic, Morpheel
Twilit Fossil, Stalord
Twilit Ice Mass, Blizzeta
Twilit Arachnid, Armogohma
Twilit Dragon, Argorok
by TRTEI February 6, 2019
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Twilliterate

Someone whose attention span just dies after trying to read anything longer than 280 characters.
Books are deeply unpopular with the twilliterate crowd; they never finish!
by WargasmEternal July 27, 2024
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chocolate twilizer

Blowing someone after they completed anal sex with a robbed condom. Safety First!!
After Lem took a trip down the chocolate highway her gave her a chocolate twilizer . You know safety first.
by Creeper corner 700 October 5, 2016
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