Tweetard

The second coming of the Social Justice Warrior.

A self righteous twitter based individual who believes their opinion trumps that of everyone else's - and logic.
The Tweetard can often be found trying to cancel others on the internet for reasons still unexplainable by mankind, and is known to show little to no common sense - ever.

Normal human: I fully support BLM and truly strive for equality, but I don't think the looting and destruction of property is going to do any good.
Tweetard : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF BIGOTED SHIT?!?!?!?!? TW// RACIST UNEDUCATED IMBRED, TAKE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE ELSEWHERE SIS (PERIODT).
Normal human: Sorry, I guess that was a bad way of phrasing it, but I guess we are all learning to become better people as we grow.
Tweetard: TOO LATE, SAY GOODBYE TO ANY CAREER PROSPECTS YOU HAD ratio

Fluffy Texan: haha fluffy hehe

by Sarrosmann April 25, 2021

hit tweet

A certain tweet that gets thousands of impressions and likes.
Also something I'll never have.

Example:
Sasha: *Tweets something that gets a ton of likes*
Sasha: Omg hit tweet thank you sm now stream my fc!!

by Milkgay March 4, 2021

Tweeter's Block

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.

This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.

by Riconator September 26, 2009

Tweet Ho

A real female name derived from Garden Grove, CA.

There only exists one person with this name and she just so happens to be the sexiest Asian persuasion in the world.

Have you seen that girl Tweet Ho, she's the only Tweet Ho in the world.

by AAMH January 7, 2013

tweetfam

short for Twitter Family. These are our friends that you follow on twitter and are constantly updating. They update so frequently that you know what they are doing every minute of the day. After following them for awhile, you know them so well that you now consider them your family!

Hey, let's go watch toy story 3 with the tweetfam!

She's not a part of our tweetfam because she doesn't tweet enough and doesn't tweet us.

by Jonnyvlogs June 29, 2010

tweet and delete

The act of posting a tweet on Twitter, usually an inflammatory one, then deleting it, either due to paranoia or a realization that haters gonna hate.

Jim quickly realized that dissing Kim Kardashian for being a soulless whore was a waste of time, and practiced the zen art of tweet and delete.

by Path July 21, 2011

tushie tweet

A twitter message (tweet) that is typed out and sent via your tushie by mistake. Most commonly sent using a mobile device.

Lady Gaga made the phrase popular by responding to her own tushie tweet.

The tushie tweet:
@rafamterra $mkkkppo #andalogobusão®

The response:
Lady Gaga: I think I just tushie-tweeted by mistake! :) sorry! 16 hour 20 min till The Edge of Glory! X

by hausofgengar June 9, 2011