shad your teeballs

Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.

Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.

Sean: "Double Bacon Cheeseburger? I'd hit that."
Chris: "Sean, shad your teeballs."

by charker September 8, 2005

Twootballer

An AFL football that uses Twitter

Yo dawg, that Harry O'Brien is a mad twootballer.

by SportSpiel April 27, 2010

tweetaloud

v. - the act of reading the tweets that one receives out loud to one's companions. Usually done with a high level of frequency, such that everyone within earshot has a virtual audio version of a twitter feed.

"Hey! That Popular Food Truck just tweeted that they are outside our building today!"..."Woot! The local Derpmart just tweeted they received a shipment of that seasonal beer we have been looking for!" "Who needs Twitter when you already have all of these tweetalouds?"

by lucky middleton November 19, 2012

tweetbagging

1. Anything Donald Trump says on Twitter
2. Trolling via Twitter
3. Any action made by a tweetbagger

There goes Donald Trump tweetbagging again.

That guy was totally trolling/tweetbagging.

by johnnybaby January 25, 2017

Tweetbleating

Repeating tired, ill-conceived, and well-worn nonsensical statements and propaganda when attempting to engage on the social media site called Twitter

Rick Wilson, author and world-renowned cutter of bitches and gutter of fish: “Muting anyone with a Red X is like magic.”

In response, one his readers (KC) replied, “I picture them all off in a cyber colony, just tweetbleating what snowflakes we are.”

by Exasperated Ninja August 14, 2018

Tweetbelt

A Tweetbelt (Tweet-Belt) is the action of not commenting or commenting #tweetbelt in reply to a incorrect or ridiculous claim made on social media platforms. This safety device is designed to secure you against the harmful movement that may have resulted during a collision with replies to a factually correct comment you might have made.

Idiots Post: “Over the last year immigration has doubled… and so have the number of cases of venereal disease in donkeys!!! Coincidence??? I THINK NOT”

You: #tweetbelt (then ignore any reply if you get one).

by Dan Iro August 14, 2021

Teeballs

When a male sets their testicles on a baseball tee and someone hits them with a baseball bat.

"Me and Frank played Teeballs the other day, They are so bruised."

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024