Tweakerrific

Used to describe your amazing time or high you're having (or had) while indulging in your upper of choice. Or you could use it to describe how great you think your upper of choice is.

McDonalds coffee is good, but Dunkin' Donuts coffee is tweakerrific! i swear to god they put cocaine and/or meth in it!

by Jared370Z March 20, 2011

tweakertard

A person who has used so much meth that they have permanently compromised their likely previously inadequate IQ.

The man is a straight-up tweakertard who is sadly unable to complete either a task or a sentence.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

douche a twelve

Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.

Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!

Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.

by Mytholces January 6, 2014

fuck twelve

fuck the police

shit the feds are coming... FUCK TWELVE

by xoxlaur January 11, 2017

twelve o'clock flasher

A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.

{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..

I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.

Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!

by Dass Booty October 27, 2003

Twelve12

Twelve12 represents the go hard or go home aspect of life. It doesn't matter who you are or what you do. As long as you give it your all....YOUR ON!

That is the Twelve12 way....Are you on today?

by Twelve12life November 3, 2010

Twelvesome

1. When twelve people somehow manage to have sex together.
2. THE BEST GROUP OF FRIENDS. EVER.

Mandy and Lisa were sitting home alone when 10 boys showed up at their door. Each was shirtless and the girls smiled as they walked straight upstairs to their bedroom. On the way up they began stripping and tossing their clothes down. As the girls entered their room, the boys were sitting there waiting for them. The girls began kissing each one as they stripped each one individually. After the boys were all naked they decided to take turns eating the girls out. By the time they all had a turn, Mandy had already orgasmed twice, and Lisa four times. Now Mandy laid down and took one dick in each hand, giving two boys handjobs. She then allowed one guy to penetrate her vaginally, another anally. Another boy was having mammary sex with her, as two others each sucked on one of her tits while simultaneously jerking off. Then Lisa sat on her face, and Mandy began to eat her out. Lisa then took two cocks in each hand and gave two boys handjobs, while she gave the last one a blowjob. The first two boys getting handjobs came on Mandy's face, the one having mammary sex came on her chest, the two sucking her breasts came on her stomach, and Lisa came on her face. The other two boys having handjobs came on Lisa's face, as the one getting a blowjob came in her mouth. Mandy rubbed the cum off her stomach, chest, and face and ate it. She orgasmed in pleasure as the two penetrating her came at the same time. It was the best twelvesome ever.

by Flyingtrash August 7, 2017