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Utah Teapot

The Utah Teapot is a sexual maneuver requiring three people - one man, and two women (one with a strap-on). It combines pegging and the teapot maneuver - the three people are in a line, facing the same direction.

The man is in the center, the woman wearing the strap on is in the back, pegging the man, with her hands on his shoulders, and the woman without a strap-on is in front, in the doggystyle position. Due to the orientation of those involved, the overall shape resembles that of a teapot - the woman in the front being the 'spout', the woman in the back being the 'handle', and the man being the body of the teapot.

The "Utah" correlation comes from the fact that two women and one man are required - a reference to polygamy/Mormonism/Utah.
I walked in on Dallin and his two wives, Jessica and Linda, doing the Utah Teapot the other night after temple. I then went and didn't have a drink, since it is forbidden in my faith.
by nilesdark April 9, 2019
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twatopotamus

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.
Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.
by Marc Frey January 25, 2004
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Twatology

The study of twats. Covers a broad spectrum of defintions. From the fiscal studies of a womans genitalia all the way to the statistical measurement of twats see moron per square mile.

Something about pregnant gold fish too.
Examples of twatology

Block 70 has a twatage of 33% per square metre. Ie. every 3 square metres expect to find 3 twats.

The aroma of that twat is high on the twatometer. pr. twat-om-oter.
by Thomas Watt November 7, 2006
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Twaper

The nation's first all-Twitter newspaper, founded by the Asheville, NC, Mountain Xpress on April 1, 2009.
The beauty of the Twaper is that it doesn't get ink on your fingers.
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twatopotamus

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life
I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me
by pckr June 11, 2006
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TapouT Bitch

Small, weak or otherwise insufficient human beings who wear excessive amounts of TapouT clothing in order to appear tough. Could also be described as a "walking billboard for TapouT." This does not refer to TapouT fans or fight fans who only own 1 or 2 TapouT items.
Person 1: That guy must be a tough fighter because he's dressed head-to-toe in TapouT gear.

Person 2: No, that's just a TapouT Bitch!
by TitsMagee10248 January 6, 2009
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twazock

idiotic, clumsy person; twat, idiot, klultz
you f-ing twazock
by londoner June 11, 2004
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