Twaffle

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

twakle

the scientific name given to a group of giraffe-chickens

We saw a twakle at the zoo.

Look ma! A herd of twakle!

by amarillo September 15, 2004

twaffle

n. a twat waffle, a coward who throws in with racists and misogynists to protect their own relative privilege

I cannot believe how many twaffles voted for Donald Trump. We're screwed.

by RevoJen November 11, 2016

twatle

to pound with hand numerous times to the head while groaning like they are gettin hit in the ass

Chuck stop twatling Juan

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

twalee

~noun~ (twa-lay) When someone is guilty of, or is caught in the act of performing "extra shit" (see definition), which gets in the way of the original plan(s). This person ends up fucking up everything because they cannot stick to the original plans and are acting "twalee."

The original plan was to play an epic round of zombies and then go get something to eat. As soon as the round was over, Pete had to make a phone call to the love of his life, holding the rest of us up from a delicious meal, all the while saying he would only be a few minutes, when in fact he was on the phone for 20-30 minutes and THEN wanted to stop at TWO other stores BEFORE we could go get food, therefore earning him the title of "twalee" for the evening.

by Metalmania82 November 10, 2011

Twallet

Combination of the words "twat" and "wallet". Essentially means hooker or someone you have to pay to have sex with.

Guy 1: "you see that hot chick back there?"
Guy 2: "yeah, don't go after her, she's a twallet".

by Soulpatchesaregross May 10, 2015

Twafflette

Twafflette

You are being a twafflette

by Garvalicious August 21, 2019