Twaffle

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

twaffle

n. a twat waffle, a coward who throws in with racists and misogynists to protect their own relative privilege

I cannot believe how many twaffles voted for Donald Trump. We're screwed.

by RevoJen November 11, 2016

trafford

1. a flaming homosexual.

2. the biggest queen, usually enjoys long walks on the beach.

3. a boy who chooses muscle over mind.

4. someone who makes up for rude behaviour by having a massive dick.

5. possess a specific talent that includes taking his toung and a vagina.

" the other day this guy asked me if he could eat me out.. i was like no.. then he was like ' dont worry, they call me a trafford' "

" holy shit his junk is massive! " . "yo that must be trafford!!!!"

"mommy will i grow up to be a trafford?"

by fuuzzyyykittteennnnmmmeeeoooww April 26, 2009

old trafford

Theatre of Dreams.
best ground Europe (if not the world) has to offer.

what more can I say?
at least our ground has real atmosphere.

by International Bad Boy July 5, 2004

Trafford

The act of sending voluminous amounts of electronic communication to other individuals. Generally, a minimum of 5 emails is required before a true trafford can be considered to have taken place. Often, this form of communication is necessary and useful -- however it can also be amusing.

George trafforded me earlier today regarding the class presentation.

by testhishit January 20, 2009

traffoos

Traffic snafoos, tie ups or traffic jams inhibiting the normal flow of vehicles on roadways

She looked on the Department of Transportation's website before leaving work to see if there were any traffoos that would keep from arriving home on time.

by Mikichris May 3, 2018

Twafflette

Twafflette

You are being a twafflette

by Garvalicious August 21, 2019