turkeyslapping

To withdraw your penis from your underwear and proceed in slapping someone upside the head with the front half of it.

Woah, Josh just turkey slapped David so hard he got knocked out!

by Josh Sandlin January 1, 2005

Turkey Ass

a phrase commonly used by small african american primary schoolers to describe a classmates non-suspecting bent over ass

girl : *bending down to go through her bag*

boy: “damn girl, you got a turkey ass!”

by how2killurdragun June 20, 2020

Turkeyfested

1. To be in a state of extreme intoxication and exhaustion due to participation and/or attendance of the annual Cuero Turkeyfest in Cuero, TX.

2. To have partied for so long and so hard as to cause a complete loss of fine motor skills and one's ability to speak while enjoying the festivities at the Cuero Turkeyfest.

Bill, "That dude is passed out under the beer booth!"

Jeff, "He got Turkeyfested!"

by trkerazr August 23, 2011

Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.

Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.

by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019

Pulling a Turkeys

to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.

"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."

"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."

"Fo sho."

by TeaOwe January 13, 2009

Turkeyism

Basically racism but for turkeys, acts of turkeyism is eating turkeys

John "What did you do for Thanksgiving?" Dan "I ate some turkey as every year" John "you are a turkeyism"

by Kool kid aka B3nluke October 20, 2021

turkeys fly at midnight

code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts

susie's turkeys fly at midnight

by joseph jay June 28, 2007