Turdsac

A bag filled with poop

Can I borrow a turdsac? My dog just pooped.

by Dark sparkle May 3, 2018

turdface

Turdface can be used in different ways depending on the situation. Most often used in place of butthole or asshole which are words usually associated with undesirable behavior from another person.

Tina Vermillion is a turdface for not cleaning up the fresh dog poop in the kitchen that smelled up the entire house.

turdface tina or tina turdface.

also can be used in a combonation.

i.e. turdface buttlicker, turdface ass breath and
turdface turddy turdster.

by pharm1 April 27, 2008

Turdface

It can mean 3 things,
a turd on your face or a turd on somebody elses face
OR
an ugly face, proper, proper, proper ugly face.

"Omg i just seen a turdface."

"Ew, look at that turdface over there on the corner of the street wearing a short skirt"

by charlotte and carleigh ;) April 16, 2008

Turdical

A turd that has more fat at the top than at the bottom that floats in the bowl in a vertical fashion, looking like Mr. Hankey.

I had a cheeseburger and a salad last night and this morning I shat out a turdical.

by Tuffmofo August 22, 2020

turdwacker

Its like the turd burgler he/she steals them but then after he/she lets them harden. And then after that he/she plays baseball with em.

Dan West is a dirty fuckin' turdwacker!

by Matt balon August 30, 2007

Turdicken

When a man inserts his erect penis into his partner's unwashed anus after a very recent, very intense defecation, and then inserts it into her mouth.

"Honey, are you hungry? I know you had Indian for lunch, so how about some turdicken for dinner?"

by livefreeorjew April 24, 2022

Turdicken

Turdicken is a chicken breast wrapped in a split open bull penis stuffed into a turkey and baked. Often served at Seder as well as Ramadan and Christmas. It is also the main course at the White House Thanksgiving feast.

"Grandma made Turdicken for Christmas dinner!"
"I often enjoy a nice Turdicken sandwich."

by AndrewVandersmith March 26, 2010