tottyoaks

slang for the popular u.k t.v soap hollyoaks due to it having many "totty"(good lookin', hot) charicters/acters.

Person 1: hey, did you see Tottyoaks last night?
Person2: yea, that Sarah is well fit, a total totty!

by Stinkin' hippy March 13, 2008

Tooty Pebbles

Inadvertant output of solid matter when attempting gasseous release.

I tried to eek one out on the crowded train but ended up with tooty pebbles in my britches.

by dknysquid February 19, 2009

Snotty totty

Usually a young woman of wealthy / extremely comfortable origin who is also very attractive and knows it. She can be seen either at the gym trying not to look repulsed by the smell of sweat; 'modelling' Abercrombie & Fitch clothes; thinks herself above WAGs, but secretly reads celebrity magazines for fashion tips. Attends university (of course) though is not very bright, & can sometimes be seen in the student union 'slumming it' - looking down on anyone with left wing opinions.
Also can be seen walking down the high street thinking she's a catwalk model.

Man 1: 'By jove that's a prime piece of yuppie tuppy'!

Man 2: 'Oh Gideon you're SOOOO 1980s; that's a snotty totty'.

by mertric mike July 27, 2009

totty rating

a meter which is used to measure the amount of attractive females in close proximity

the totty rating round here is off the chart

by TG:83 September 24, 2004

totty loomooty

A popular girl who thinks they're country when they're as city as city gets!

(Popular girl) is a totty loomooty!

by Gregory Magiie January 3, 2014

totty

means a good looking person, can be either male or female.

"phew, he's a right bit of totty"

by ellroy August 6, 2003

Toty

FIFA Term: team of the year

Have you seen messi's toty card?! It's 99 rated!

by Toty boy December 11, 2016