treacle Turd

when you eat so much treacle, or honey that your turd turns stringy.

oh dude i just had a shit, it was like tring coming out my ass, talk about painful and gross". "Ahh dude, sounds like a treacle turd

by DinoRawwr March 6, 2011

Treacle Town

Macclesfield.

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

treacle scone

A small and often strange creature, the treacle scone is found lurking mostly in the city of Glasgow. A strong part of a treacle scone's existence is smoking cannabis and chillaxin with the reefa man dem.

Treacle scone? More like laura fucking meiklejohn.

by Sir Sconesalot March 31, 2008

Treacle Vent

The Anus Hole

I smashed in the wife's Treacle Vent last night

by Ollie ABAMP March 18, 2014

Walking Through Treacle

Describing the thickness of the air after someone stepped on a duck and quacked

I was walking down the corridor and Paul farted a few metres infront of me, it was like walking through treacle

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Treacle tart

A women who appears to be a sweethearted, trustworthy, caring individual in public to people outside her circle of friends, relatives as well as relationships, including co-workers, but is actually supercilious in nature casting harsh and content insults often in fits of selfish rage. Based on a tart made from black treacle, a darker molasses, that has a distinctively strong, slightly bitter flavor that is disgusting if sampled from the jar.

"My sister is a total treacle tart." warned Joe to his friend Dan when his sister started to hit on him.

by D_WM July 14, 2016

treacle hunter

An adult male who inserts a mid-sized crochet hook into his urethra. Once reaching the base of the penis, makes a sharp twist and pulls the urethra out backwards.

Overly curious ER patient: "What's wrong with that guy, his crotch is covered in blood?"

ER nurse: "Oh, just another treacle hunter"

by spozbot March 15, 2010