oh dude i just had a shit, it was like tring coming out my ass, talk about painful and gross". "Ahh dude, sounds like a treacle turd
by DinoRawwr March 6, 2011

A small and often strange creature, the treacle scone is found lurking mostly in the city of Glasgow. A strong part of a treacle scone's existence is smoking cannabis and chillaxin with the reefa man dem.
by Sir Sconesalot March 31, 2008

The Anus Hole
by Ollie ABAMP March 18, 2014

I was walking down the corridor and Paul farted a few metres infront of me, it was like walking through treacle
by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

A women who appears to be a sweethearted, trustworthy, caring individual in public to people outside her circle of friends, relatives as well as relationships, including co-workers, but is actually supercilious in nature casting harsh and content insults often in fits of selfish rage. Based on a tart made from black treacle, a darker molasses, that has a distinctively strong, slightly bitter flavor that is disgusting if sampled from the jar.
"My sister is a total treacle tart." warned Joe to his friend Dan when his sister started to hit on him.
by D_WM July 14, 2016

An adult male who inserts a mid-sized crochet hook into his urethra. Once reaching the base of the penis, makes a sharp twist and pulls the urethra out backwards.
Overly curious ER patient: "What's wrong with that guy, his crotch is covered in blood?"
ER nurse: "Oh, just another treacle hunter"
ER nurse: "Oh, just another treacle hunter"
by spozbot March 15, 2010
