tragic

Something really band, usually a Northern Ireland Townie speak for terrible.

"My car dead."
"Fuckin' tragic mate."

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

Tragic

What someone responds with when they don’t care about what you have to say.

Me: Hey, I just got into a car accident!!
Them: tragic
Me: ...

by Gem8690 October 21, 2019

tragic

when one experience a loss that they saw coming, yet no adjustments are made
to adapt or taken measures to prevent it

Most obvious - to die young is tragic

by die-nough-soar July 9, 2003

Tragic

A phrase used when someone tells you something as if it is the most pressing matter of the century, when in actual fact nobody cares.

Person 1: oh my god I just broke my nail
Person 2: Tragic.

by whateven123 November 15, 2016

Tragicized

adj./adv. the state of having great trauma or tragedy inflicted upon oneself or others.

“After the long trek up the mountain, Laura lay on the couch, tragicized, with one arm flung dramatically over her head, and the other drooping low to the carpet.”

by windar July 13, 2009

Tragic

Referring to one whose appearance is dramatically beyond perfection. This is generally used to describe a person that seems like they may try to look decent, and fail miserably.

Homegirl: Giiiiiirl did you see the cashier at the Kum & Go?

Gay Male Friend: Oh honey, I know! That face was TRAGIC. She be lookin' worse than a drag queen!

by WokkaWokka August 31, 2010

tragic

A sad event

Your penis is so tragic!

by Your father July 12, 2003