Touching Strawberries 

The process of 2 mens scrotums hitting each other during double penetration

I dont care how hot that chick is man, theres no way im touching strawberries with you

Touching Strawberries by Ninja Hobo July 16, 2008

Touching Grass 

Something you haven't been doing

Person 1: Have you been touching grass?
Person 2: Whats grass?

Touching Grass by Willgamer July 8, 2021

touching cloth 

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

touching cloth by Matt February 29, 2004

touching the ceiling 

For oneself to become drunk or high. drunk high

Tom: Yo how was the party last night.
Nick: It was crazy my head was touching the ceiling the whole night.

touching the ceiling by fratboy1221 May 20, 2016

Touching Tails 

How the avatar people have sex.

Guy1: Jake and Neytiri totally touched tails during that sex scene.
Guy2: Yeah I saw there were totally touching tails.

Touching Tails by beaver bandit9 December 28, 2009

touching cloth 

When the head of your brown trout is appearing unbidden on-deck. When the nose of the turtle's head is beginning to rub on the undergarments you are currently wearing.

I'm sorry your Majesty, I may have to leave abruptly as I'm touching cloth...

touching cloth by Surgeon_General and Steed April 26, 2003

touching the cloth 

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.

"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"

touching the cloth by Papi' August 3, 2005