torque

The force that raises your heels off of the floor when you take a leak with "morning wood".

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Torqueer

Small town in Paignton.

Inbred, and they know they are.

We can see them holding hands.

Granny shaggers, granny shaggers.

Non-league, and they know they are.

Even worse than Exeter.

Plymouth Argyle 11 Torqueer United 0

by Argyle Till I Die April 7, 2007

torque

Simply put from Horsepower/Torque Race Perspective, Torque is the low end power of the car.

Build a motor for low end torque and it will usually take care of horsepower.

Big Blocks Often tend to be good friends with torque.
Torque is often created from an excessive stroke on big blocks, thus there non high reving attributes.

My 1968 Oldsmobile 98 Weighs 4580 and is slow as hell (off the line) but has around 500ft/pds of torque and will roast tires like no tomorrow. (thats with a 2.83 diff)

by SevenFive August 3, 2006

Pure Torque

When you have to take a leak with morning wood, you push down so hard on your unit, your heels lift of the floor.

That piss I took was Pure Torque!!!

by The Burnt Pickle March 17, 2010

coffee torque

The power and speed generated by one or more coffee stirrers.

Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.

by sparkus March 3, 2011

torque

verb: aggravate, agitate, bother, irritate, torment, etc.

My wife knew I had a fierce hangover, but she just had to torque my ass about cutting the grass anyway.

I love to torque my little brother about being gay.

Oh man, stop torquing me! I'll pay you when I pay you!

by gasbag blues October 29, 2012

torque

Something that korean cars just dont have

My Shelby gt-500 just smoked that stupid kia

by gunit January 24, 2005