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Topgeneral

A Man who uses military talk to try to get a girlfriend.
Person 1:Hey you heard about Austin? He is trying to be a Topgeneral.

Person 2: Yea i know. Too bad she is getting fucked by two black guys.
by Finnashmurda June 3, 2018
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jim torbett

The person that committed the sexual acts @ Celtic Boys Club. Jock Stein knew about his devious ways and did nothing to prevent him from carrying on. Rangers fans - 'Big Jock Knew'
Who touched all the boys? Jim Torbett
by Jim Torbett February 28, 2015
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Target Bag

To have sex with someone using a cut-out Target bag as a condom
Kory, you should totally Target Bag Amy tonight!
by Dopey Houser April 29, 2009
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Target Guest

Middle to lower class people who shop at Target, Most often having snobbish attitude, with a litter of unruly children, who scream without reprimand. Target guests leave a wake of spilled drinks, and popcorn on the floor . Dirty diapers in shopping carts or anywhere else bio hazards don't belong. Their language is composed of a dialect unknown to most hygiene conscientious humans ex:Shopping cart: translation= a portable and completely free Garbage Can on wheels can also be used as a ,Diaper Pail,or Kleenex receptacle.
They can't read
ex: Buy 3 of this item get a$5 gift card.They will have in their cart maybe one correct item, two incorrect items ,or only 2 items total. Upon being shown the add promotion, and reading the "details " to them, they ALWAYS insist "That's not what the sign said on the shelf". So therefore Target employees spend an estimated average of 2000 hours a year and 20,000 miles walking around the store to bring the "sign" up to the checkout lane . Then while the other Target Guests become greatly annoyed,and huffy,They'll decide then ,that they" don't want it!"

They are restroom destroyers ,this process occurs within an average of 15 minutes from. hourly cleaning.They lack manners and are completely oblivious to anyone around them while shopping. Target guests are known for having poor eyesight . "The dinette set wont fit in my Prius!?" A Target guest can also be identified by their poor driving skills upon entering any store parking lot.
After the tsunami, a comment was made that "Wow it looks as i f a "Target Guest"came through here yesterday." Sure looks Targhetto.
If the Super Bowl Party is at a Target Guest's house this year ,I'm not going cause all that beer I plan on drinkin' uh ,uh , not using that filthy bathroom!
by chmpbmxgirl March 30, 2014
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togever

and when the last sun finally sets...when the stars and moon collide...we will be togever...for all eternity, Wilson Hua, my one true love - Alexandra Pan
by tsonga May 27, 2015
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torbed

"Being Torbed" is a humorous term used in the business world to describe someone being expelled or removed from a team due to insufficient performance. The expression is derived from the name "Torben" and signifies the act of exiting a project or team, often due to lack of skills or commitment.
Simon: "Did you hear? Torben got torbed."
Lucas: "I hope I don't get torbed. I'll work hard to make sure it doesn't happen!"
by knuschprig October 14, 2023
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Per Tore

Someone who is extremely handsome, a likeable lad with "the boy next door" looks. The personal favorite of Jessica Alba and Rihanna.
"Tim, look over there, it's Per Tore"
by hepphepphepp October 18, 2008
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