Toothed

When sharing a spliff, when you have to pass it, hold it out to the next person. if they do not realise the spliff is there after a minute or so you pass it to the person after them. the person who has the spliff takes a drag and says "Toothed".
The person who just missed the spliff has been toothed.

Carl : *drags the spliff" Toothed!

Danny : Shit! i always get toothed

by hateallblacks June 28, 2009

Sabre-Toothed Cougar

A pathetically old cougar; a woman way too old to be out on the prowl.

Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!

by Mortimer Overhill October 18, 2011

toothed vagina

When a woman has a vagina with teeth that eats penises whole. When the woman's toothed vagina does not eat any penises for awhile it then starts to suck nutrients from her ass slowly shrinking the ass.

That she-devil's toothed vagina bit my dick off!

by Austen the Puerto Rican July 20, 2006

Thothead

a cross between thot and pothead. it is to be used when there’s a thot that is always stoned.

person 1: i heard she is a hoe
person 2: she’s always smoking weed too

person 1: sounds like a thothead

by 2140127 April 23, 2020

jagged toothed

A person with ugly ass teeth who is a cunt

You jagged toothed cunt.

by Ldffdsch February 16, 2017

Gap toothed titties

When titties are not in a bra and you can see a "gap" in the middle because they just hang there.

Why does she have a gap between her boobs? She has Gap toothed titties.

by RedneckScholar23 April 15, 2019

toolhead

Noun. UK & US /'tu l.hed/
An self-centred twat whose head is so far up their anus that they have to eat their own bullshit to survive.

My boss is such a toolhead; every time he walks by, I air-wank him.

by Ben. E. Factor June 15, 2015