by rperazag May 10, 2010
Get the toddle off mug.At the dinner table if you don’t want her parents to know- “hey babe, I’m gonna touch your toddies later”
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An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
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Get the Illinois Toddler Fondle mug.The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
by dookeyboy December 6, 2010
Get the toddler CEO mug.Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things
Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.
Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.
noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"
verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"
"Nah he's a tool"
verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"
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Get the toddler tunnel mug.1.) Potty-training tool used as a practice 'can' used while teaching a toddler not to defecate on themselves.
2.) An educational tool used in preschools.
2.) An educational tool used in preschools.
1.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of the toddlercan. Now go clean up."
2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.
2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.
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